One of the problems with getting into Heaven the traditional way, is that you have to spend so much time going to church, singing hymns, repenting, and then forking your money over to a collection basket.
But what if you could just pay some money in advance, and free up your Sundays for something else?
For $12.79, or $24.95 for the All Access Kit, you'll get your name added to the list in advance of checking in at the Pearly Gates. And just to assure any nay-sayers, the Reserve A Spot In Heaven offers everyone a money back guarantee, should Heaven reneg on your reservation.
And after the reservation has been arranged, you'll receive the following essentials...
Heavenly issued certificate of reservation with a unique I.D. number registered in the Book of Light,
A First class ticket to Heaven,
the Official Heaven Identification Card so you can get around without getting hassled, and
Heaven 101 mini informational guide.
Reserve A Spot In Heaven is a great way to free up time, in a day and age when time has become so much of a commodity. And then there's always that lingering notion that Heaven is running out of room. So, it may be a wise investment.
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